From the QUAN+UM Archives.

 

QUAN+UM’s archives are full of all kinds of detritus from eons of time travel and the experiences of those time traveling. Much of it exists as the handwritten scrawls of hapless travelers moments before their deaths, and thus it’s taking us a long time to type it all out and put it on The Internet. But QUAN+UM is committed to providing you with the means of being entertained by the horrific deaths of others. So check back here for more — IN THE FUTURE.

 

Time Travel Valentines

In celebration of Valentine’s Day 2013, the first Valentine’s Day following the release of So You Created a Wormhole and one of the last in which fornication between humans is permitted without direct robot supervision and questionnaire application, the unpaid internship team usually assigned to creating Photoshop Internet hoaxes at QUAN+UM headquarters took a bit of a break. Instead or placing celebrities in compromising photos for black mail purposes, they spent the afternoon creating something for you, our QUAN+UM time travel field experimentation and longevity test interns. So snag a Time Travel Valentine and share it with your sweetheart through the digital social sharing medium of your choice. You can click the image to expand on this block of six valentines, or grab them individually from the SO YOU CREATED A WORMHOLE Facebook Page.

 

 

50 Shades of Radioactive Green

Or: Love in the Time of Time Travel

Theoretical physicists need love, too. And sometimes they need to write erotic fiction that somehow becomes incredibly popular and lucrative for them. This short story first appeared on QUAN+UM memo paper and was found floating around the office. We’re still not sure who wrote it or where it came from, but it’s all the rage with the interns. They keep copying the damn thing and our paper costs are going through the roof, so we’re making it available digitally right here for you to download. Oh, and don’t worry — it’s COMPLETELY (almost embarrassingly) Safe For Work.

50 Shades of Radioactive Green
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Winky Finger

An original time travel short story.

Time traveler Delbridge Langdon III might have rushed into things a bit. He’s been time traveling for a while now, mostly just to prove that he could, and things are getting a little…weird. And that’s to say nothing of the fact that he seems to be hopelessly lost. He hasn’t seen another human being in quite a while, and every time he makes another random jump to a point in Earth’s history, he finds himself lost in the wilderness — but while Langdon doesn’t seem to be affecting the world through which he’s traveling, it would seem that time travel may be affecting him.

This story was first created as part of an interview with the authors of So You Created a Wormhole and author Chuck Wendig of terribleminds.com. Read the full interview right here. http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2012/07/19/hornshaw-hurwitch-the-terribleminds-interview/

Winky Finger
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